Is this a true reflection????

A few thoughts about getting married

* I've sometimes thought about marrying... and then I've thought again.

* A little girl asked her father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, I'm still paying."

* Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

* If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

* After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

* Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

* Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

* Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

* Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

* Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

* Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

* Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

* If you want your wife to listen carefully to everything you say, try talking in your sleep.

* If marriage was outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

* My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

* How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.